{"id":522,"date":"2022-01-15T19:09:18","date_gmt":"2022-01-15T18:09:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/graine-de-loute.ovh\/?p=522"},"modified":"2023-11-18T10:45:06","modified_gmt":"2023-11-18T09:45:06","slug":"mon-incroyable-vie-de-prof-denfants-pas-sages-et-de-politique","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/graine-de-loute.ovh\/index.php\/2022\/01\/15\/mon-incroyable-vie-de-prof-denfants-pas-sages-et-de-politique\/","title":{"rendered":"Mon incroyable vie de prof: d&rsquo;enfants pas sages et de politique #pasdevagues"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center has-large-font-size wp-block-paragraph\">SC\u00c8NE PREMI\u00c8RE<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center has-regular-font-size wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Le professeur, Premier \u00e9l\u00e8ve<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-left wp-block-paragraph\"><em>15h. Le professeur entre en salle, sort ses affaires sur le bureau, rentre son code sur l\u2019ordinateur pour faire l\u2019appel, attend les \u00e9l\u00e8ves.Cinq minutes plus tard entre le premier \u00e9l\u00e8ve.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-left has-regular-font-size wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>PREMIER \u00c9L\u00c8VE<\/strong>.  Bonjour madame\u00a0!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-left wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>LE PROFESSEUR.<\/strong>  Bonjour. Tu arrives en avance.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-left wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>PREMIER \u00c9L\u00c8VE.<\/strong> Oui, cette fois-ci je ne suis pas en retard.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-left wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>LE PROFESSEUR.<\/strong> Les autres arriveront-ils bient\u00f4t&nbsp;?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-left wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>PREMIER \u00c9L\u00c8VE.<\/strong> Oui, ils finissent de se changer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-left wp-block-paragraph\"><em>Premier \u00e9l\u00e8ve s\u2019installe, pose son sac \u00e0 dos sur la table, sort son t\u00e9l\u00e9phone. Le professeur s\u2019assoit au bureau, compte les minutes en attendant le reste de la classe.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-left wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>PREMIER \u00c9L\u00c8VE.<\/strong> Ah, un ast\u00e9ro\u00efde va entrer en collision avec notre plan\u00e8te.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-left wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>LE PROFESSEUR<\/strong> <em>l\u00e8ve la t\u00eate, interpell\u00e9e par l\u2019information<\/em>. Comment&nbsp;?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-left wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>PREMIER \u00c9LEV\u00c9,<\/strong> <em>se levant et d\u00e9signant l\u2019article qu\u2019il lisait.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-left wp-block-paragraph\">Oui, tenez. C\u2019est \u00e9crit l\u00e0. Enfin, c\u2019est peut-\u00eatre faux.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-left wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>LE PROFESSEUR.<\/strong> Peut-\u00eatre. Quand les autres arriveront-ils&nbsp;? Je vais \u00eatre oblig\u00e9e de les noter en retard&nbsp;!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-left wp-block-paragraph\"><em>Entre le reste de la classe.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center has-large-font-size wp-block-paragraph\">SC\u00c8NE II<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Le professeur, Premier \u00e9l\u00e8ve, Deuxi\u00e8me \u00e9l\u00e8ve, Troisi\u00e8me \u00e9l\u00e8ve,Quatri\u00e8me \u00e9l\u00e8ve, Cinqui\u00e8me \u00e9l\u00e8ve, Sixi\u00e8me \u00e9l\u00e8ve.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-left wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>DEUXI\u00c8ME \u00c9L\u00c8VE.<\/strong> Bonjour madame&nbsp;!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-left wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>TROISIEME ELEVE, QUATRIEME ELEVE, CINQUIEME ELEVE, SIXIEME ELEVE.<\/strong> Bonjour madame&nbsp;!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-left wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>LE PROFESSEUR.<\/strong> Ah&nbsp;! Vous voil\u00e0. J\u2019allais vous noter en retard.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-left wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>CINQUI\u00c8ME \u00c9L\u00c8VE.<\/strong> On se changeait madame.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-left wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>PREMIER \u00c9L\u00c8VE.<\/strong> Madame, vous ne m\u2019avez pas not\u00e9 en retard&nbsp;? Parce que sinon, la vie scolaire va envoyer un message \u00e0 ma famille et puis\u2026\u00e7a va \u00eatre compliqu\u00e9. Je vais encore \u00eatre puni.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-left wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>LE PROFESSEUR.<\/strong> Tu n\u2019as donc pas envie de te faire disputer et d\u2019\u00eatre priv\u00e9 de portable\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-left wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>PREMIER \u00c9L\u00c8VE.<\/strong> Et de jeux vid\u00e9os.Parce que je vous explique, madame. La derni\u00e8re fois, j\u2019ai eu une grosse punition. J\u2019ai jou\u00e9 aux jeux vid\u00e9os \u00e0 six heures du matin. Du coup j\u2019ai \u00e9t\u00e9 priv\u00e9 de jeux vid\u00e9os.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-left wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>DEUXI\u00c8ME \u00c9L\u00c8VE.<\/strong> Eh, madame, moi aussi j\u2019ai fait une grosse b\u00eatise. J\u2019ai s\u00e9ch\u00e9 une heure d\u2019\u00e9tude. Du coup, j\u2019ai eu une heure de retenue.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-left wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>LE PROFESSEUR<\/strong>, <em>tentant de r\u00e9fr\u00e9ner un fou rire.<\/em>  Je suis ravie d\u2019apprendre que vous \u00eates des \u00ab\u00a0enfants pas sages\u00a0\u00bb. Je vous propose donc de continuer la s\u00e9ance de la derni\u00e8re fois. Nous avions travaill\u00e9 sur la forme et le contenu d\u2019un mail. Aujourd\u2019hui, c\u2019est \u00e0 vous de r\u00e9diger un mail.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-left wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>TROISI\u00c8ME \u00c9L\u00c8VE.<\/strong> Madame&nbsp;?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-left wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>LE PROFESSEUR.<\/strong> OUI&nbsp;?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-left wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>TROISI\u00c8ME \u00c9L\u00c8VE.<\/strong> Vous allez voter Z.&nbsp;?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-left wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>LE PROFESSEUR<\/strong>, <em>impassible<\/em>. Je ne r\u00e9pondrai pas \u00e0 cette question.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-left wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>DEUXI\u00c8ME \u00c9L\u00c8VE.<\/strong> Ah forc\u00e9ment. On conna\u00eet d\u00e9j\u00e0 la r\u00e9ponse. C\u2019est non.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-left wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>LE PROFESSEUR<\/strong>, <em>toujours impassible<\/em>. Je disais donc, c&rsquo;est \u00e0 vous de r\u00e9diger un mail&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>SC\u00c8NE PREMI\u00c8RE Le professeur, Premier \u00e9l\u00e8ve 15h. Le professeur entre en salle, sort ses affaires sur le bureau, rentre son code sur l\u2019ordinateur pour faire l\u2019appel, attend les \u00e9l\u00e8ves.Cinq minutes plus tard entre le premier \u00e9l\u00e8ve. PREMIER \u00c9L\u00c8VE. 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